How is a lampshade like a fire hazard?
Every skype conversation with my parents begins the same way: “Hello? Can you hear me? I can hear –wait hello? Now I can’t see you. (Typing: turn your camera on) Okay that’s better. Wait can you hear...
View Article“I Will Believe in My Glittery Screen.”
Today I was using the ‘ol computer, typing away at my reinvented hamster wheel and rollerskating through the nets like tomorrow hadn’t been invented yet and I had the life span of an Old Testament...
View ArticleLord of the Blog
One blog to rule them all, one blog to find them. One blog to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, in the blogosphere where the shadows lie. Long ago, in an age that has been forgotten, evil...
View ArticleWhat we talk about when we talk about adult acne
It gets better, they said. Just wait. Soon it will all make sense. Soon your hips will stop widening, your jaw and nose will grow in equal pace, you’ll understand bra sizes and stop being embarrassed...
View ArticleHey, My Weekend was Great. Thanks for Asking.
Hey, thanks for asking how my weekend was. I appreciate you thinking of me on a Monday morning when we’re all desperately crowding around the coffee like bison around a watering hole in a dusty, dry...
View ArticleWhat’s a Landline? And Other Intergenerational Differences Highlighted by My...
My grandparents are wonderful. They were born in Kansas (I think.) They moved around a bit in the middle of their life, but now they’re back in Wichita and living in the same home that my father was...
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